In the fishing shop

Zenq.am Info, Jokes 30.10.2018

In the fishing shop the salesman asks the fisherman – Should I give you a fish or a fishhook anyway?
Fisherman – Net and dynamite.

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Summer and winter fishing  

Jokes

Little boy asks his mother.Little boy asks his mother.- Mom, What is the difference between summer and winter fishing?

Mom – Nothing is different, the same drunkenness only in winter. 

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The lost hook

Jokes

Two friends Nick and Jack are talking:
Nick – How many have you caught during the fishing?
Jack – less then John.
Nick – But John hasn’t caught anything.
Jack – Yes, and I also lost my fishhook.

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6 liters

Jokes

George’s friend calls him:- Let’s go fishing. 

George – But I don’t have a fishhook.

Friend – Never mind, I have taken 6 liters:

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